Because everyone apparently needs a tumblr.
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If you're looking for my ropework, it's over at ropebyerinkyan.tumblr.com
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If you're looking for Fatty Thor cosplay, it's over at fattythor.tumblr.com :)
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Okay so apparently I'm into tumblr culture enough that I should probably put some actual stuff here by now, so here are some basics:
* Intersex trans man
* Leather man
* Based in Melbourne, Australia
* Nerd
* Fat
* Disabled
* Probably some other stuff too
I post a LOT. Like... A LOT. Like 20 posts a day. I post and reblog anything that takes my fancy here, including any and all of the following:
* Ponies
* Porn
* Cute animals
* Awesome fatties
* Video game nonsense
* Probably some other stuff too
I'm not safe for work and neither is my life or my tumblr.
This.. is the best cake EVER.
THAT’S A CAKE?
WHO WANTS TO MAKE ME THIS CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR
(via asgardian-poledance)
Yes, that is correct.
“Only the Handsome Will Survive”
Styled & Directed by Vadim Galaganov for GQ Style Russia
oh sweet jesus he’s glorious
please notice the wheelchair thank youuuuuuuu
disabled subs ftw so hot
There is a very poetic statement in that bdsm is accessable for everybody. Hooray!
(via lipstickandligature)
If you don’t know him already, you MUST visit him. He’s the most adorable, cuddly Asgardian the world has ever known. With him protecting the earth, I feel safe indeed!XD
SCREAMING
I TAKE IT BACK THE INTERNET IS BEAUTIFUL
ALSO THIS NOW MARKS TWO FANARTS FOR FATTY THOR
FANARTS PLURAL YOU GUYS
AS;AKDJFOIRFJASDKFNA;SLDF
I am gonna make a reaction gif and reblog this on fattythor’s account SO HARD you guys have no idea
I want your love And I want your avenge
I have no regrets making this
your names are DARJEELING “THE CUDDLY” ANTEATER and CORIANDER “MY-OTHER-UNIVERSE-IS-A-CHEWTOY” FOX. you REALLY DON’T HAVE A PLACE YET but you are just going to HANG OUT and GENERALLY HATE EACH OTHER’S EXISTENCES.
CORIANDER WAS DRAWN BY ALI AND IS HER CHARACTER.
(via verymilkytea)
Kerry Callen gives his own interpretation (right) to the original cover (left)
(via nova-bright)
every-hello-ends-with-a-goodbye:
Piñata cookie tutorial
It wouldn’t be a piñata without a candy surprise in the middle! These multi-striped, burro piñata sugar cookies are frosted together in sets of 3’s. The middle cookies have hollow centers so that you can fill them with a secret stash of mini M&M’s. That way, when you break open or bite into the cookie, the M&M’s come spilling out. Just like a real piñata. Olé!
I WANT TO DO THIS. OMG
I WANT I WANTTTTT!!
holy shit
oh my god
(via mugumugu)
BEST
editorial design antics, pt. 2
this looks like a normal magazine spread right
well
if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle
no one noticed
and they actually published it
now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault
oh my god am i a horrible person or what
If I could live one day the way you live your entire life
(via marchofclouds)
Asari cosplay
Model: Paoletta P. Pasi
Photographer / Production: Cesare Marino
Makeup and FX: Michele Salgaro VaccaroOriginally seen on cosplayblog but I had to make a new post with more photos because, well, look at her!
MOAR PHOTOS!
(via nova-bright)